An early 20 something year old half artifical man, half shark human living under the roof of an apartment with his close friend Andrew. Kristy can have the tendency to be sometimes naive and "bad" with social cues, you could also describe him to be neurotic at times. He aspires to be something of a model or whatever some thing of that sort. Very very funny little man.

 

 









 

 

With an overall definite stocky body build and human-like teeth combined with his two back set rows of sharp sharkly teeth, his appearance is literally one of a shark, combined with a human.  He is a gender shark human hybrid man since newborn life thanks to the radioactive waves of a nuclear plant that were somehow strong enough to interfere specifically with his genes? his dna? his insides? his interior internal system? part shark. part completely artificial human dna, his skin feels exactly like a sharks skin because well. it is the skin of a shark.

This is true, ask him and he'll tell you. Actually please consider not doing that, that's weird and intrusive to be asking someone you don't even know!!! (I don't understand this)

has pretty wonky and weak eyesight, explaining his beety littel squinty eyes. he doesnt wear his glasses as kinda required often enough as he needs or should be wearing them. his explanation for not doing this is because they feel "annoying" to wear.

his personal whatever way of speaking yknow whatnot yadda yadda yadda consists of a lot that altogether could be described as again, direct and literal. but its also more than just that of course, theres a bit more to him. he likes to be funny every now and then, he thinks repeating stupid questions can be funny to the point where he kinda just unconsciously starts doing that exact thing for like an average of 10-20 minutes, his girlfriend Joan gets to experience this every now and then.

kristy also likes to not directly point at things in typical conversation or verbalize it, but instead tilt his head and even sometimes feel the need to just make a squinty sounding noise to match it. honestly a lot of his ways of communication just has this specific sort of style as an example, and also can variate in different ways of doing that same thing at its core. also sometimes in between moments as a little funny specific way to "stall" time for people, he might pop out random crude words like "fauck", "fuck", "phfuck", "shid", "shat", "sheet", "fuckey", "fucky", "crud", "CRAP", "shit crap crap crap  fuoy fuck FUAAACK", and so on.

but his vocabulary obviously doesnt just consist of swear words pretty much, like very obviously it does not. sometimes he just sounds like a fly or something. also usually when he tends to utter stuff like this, its like you can only hear it under his breath but in a moderately loud way if that makes any remote sense. that and also using the form of expression of flapping his hands but like in a pretty light fashion, his skin makes the  typical person able to hear his skin rubbing and patting against its own self of skin, i dont know how to explain this. dont ask me to try any further. its like the sounds of hand or finger fluttering or whatever but its coming out of purely just the action of someone flapping his hands.

he also likes? to do this when climbing up on things at his apartment? or his girlfriends apartment? both on occasion. he simply just needs to do this at times, thats all there is, though one time he fell straight down on the floor of his girlfriends refridgerator bonking his nose flat on a checkered marble fuking  floor. like i said, funny little man....